I will tell you the following cure for these ailments:
1) Hunger (when you starve yourself due to the need to stop spending money)....be in 3 culinary classes...one of which only has 6 students in it, so you don't just sample the food...you eat a huge meal! :) Therefore, 3 meals out of your week are completely planned and paid for! :)
2) Allergies...go to Italy. I suffer from awful allergies in America, and none here! LOVES IT!
3) Homesickness...go to your cooking class...meet people, and get over it, b/c you know back home, the food doesn't taste nearly this good! :)
4) Fatty-mcfatfatness....go to another country where you're forced to change your diet b/c they don't have your kind of food there. And go on a very tight budget, so you can't afford to eat. Walk EVERYWHERE...trust me...you'll be looking good in no time. Also, go to a beach in Italy...you're self confidence will soar! :)
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